having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
if tumblr user extrasad stops posting for a while its bc im a ninga and punched her in the fucking boobs
my boobs are indestructible but hey nice try
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.