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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

internetexplorers:

*subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*

listoflifehacks:

au8:

If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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FUCK
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NOT
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I tried but

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if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples)

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(Source: asian)